Patrick Kohn

Bio

Patrick Kohn is a professional nepo-baby / billionaire orphan who sometimes plays the piano. He’s best known for being the most attractive specimen to ever grace the London aristocracy and for being a 38 year old man who looks exactly the same as when he was 20. He’s (of course) rumored to have sold his soul to the devil in exchange for eternal youth, but in reality, his ex-best friend painted a portrait of Patrick at age 20 that has magically changed over time to display the gross degradation of Patrick’s soul while leaving his physical body unchanged. These days, Patrick is so infamous as a creature of scandal that any respectable person leaves the room whenever he enters. His greatest achievement in life was turning down the advances of a young beautiful woman, but even this was entirely motivated by vanity and the desire for new sensations (in this case self-denial). See him Wednesday nights performing with the Megawatt team Midnight Snack!